Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.

Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."

noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Nicometeor 

Throwing a cigarette out the front car window and having it reenter through the back window, or worse, into somebody else's car window.

Oh shit, that ciggie I just tossed became a nicometeor! Quick, get it out of the back seat before the whole car catches on fire!

Nicometeor by Silverlock March 29, 2009

n00bometer 

In 1974 the world came under crisis. N00bs everywhere were infiltrating the l33t headquarters cuz they were like total n00bs n shit rite so in order to identify the n00bs from the pwnerers a device was invented called the N00BOMETER.....also the terminator had to go back in time to save John Connor.

<L33t> Dang! another hs! those n00bs are so fast!!
<l33t #2> Chill d00d i just bought a n00bometer

n00bometer by pwnerer January 20, 2005