n00bometer 

In 1974 the world came under crisis. N00bs everywhere were infiltrating the l33t headquarters cuz they were like total n00bs n shit rite so in order to identify the n00bs from the pwnerers a device was invented called the N00BOMETER.....also the terminator had to go back in time to save John Connor.

<L33t> Dang! another hs! those n00bs are so fast!!
<l33t #2> Chill d00d i just bought a n00bometer

n00bometer by pwnerer January 20, 2005

Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010