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Mugglepuff 

The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.

A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.

It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.

Worst word known to mankind.

Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME

Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.

Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.

Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"

Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
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mugglepuff 

This is a person who is a massive fan of the Harry Potter universe. They wish they could live in that world but they are a muggle. And they got sorted into Hufflepuff.

A muggle puff carries the great traits of the hufflepuff house they are understanding, kind and caring. And most of all they are loyal to the people they love.
Man,I am so happy I got called a mugglepuff.
mugglepuff by zeeman7496 March 7, 2024

muzzlepuff 

The cheek area of an animal containing the whiskers. Plural form: muzzlepuffs. Noun
While drinking her milk, the kitten got milk on her muzzlepuffs.
muzzlepuff by TBL November 7, 2006

Mugginpuff

Of and or relating to a soft, furry, or cute looking animal or a human. Something that makes you want to squish them, or it.
Toto the cat is a mugginpuff.

murgglemuff 

A person who has orange clown hair or clown colored pubes.
I bet that girls box has murgglemuff writen all over it.
murgglemuff by Jordan Clements April 13, 2008

Hugglepuff 

A fat person who likes to hug.
Hey do you see that hugglepuff over there?

megglepuff 

Codependancy; emotional attachment to the point of utter stupidity; a girl that talks mad shit but has no room to back it up.
Meg, meggers, meggles, bacon n megs
megglepuff by Trevor August 4, 2004