Muffa Dick 

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

Muffa Dick by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

dick muffs 

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011

dick muffs 

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

dick muff 

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.

"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."

dick muff by nickbest April 5, 2010

A muffy dickpherson 

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

A muffy dickpherson by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021