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Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
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muffstaph 

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.
Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.
muffstaph by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009
When a close friend or loved one betrays you, you have been Mufasa'd.
Sam: Hey, Oli told me that this was the correct answer, but it's not?!
Phoebe: Mate, you've been Mufasa'd.
Mufasa'd by PIC. January 13, 2014

Dirty mufasa 

When you stick your thumb in a girls asshole then wipe the shit across her forehead
I did the Dirty Mufasa to my girl last night and she freaked the fuck out
Dirty mufasa by Jsquirls September 26, 2021

Mufasa Sesh

A leisurely night with you and 2 of your closest homies stargazing and smoking a dub.This practice was most accurately captured in Disney's animated feature film " The Lion King." Characteristics include friends with personality types that resemble Timon, Pumba, and Simba and at least one conversation where you contemplate the origin of the universe.
After the club me, Jax, and Jonah had a Mufasa sesh on my roof. Jonah got butt hurt tho when we told him he was the Pumba.
Mufasa Sesh by Nikstar912 May 31, 2010
Mufasa! I AM YET A SIMBA
mufasa by O ya! November 5, 2003