Motterz 

The act of having boring missionary sex with someone you know full well is a chromosome buffet and also looks like Shmuel from the boy in striped pyjamas.

“I was so desperate for free cocaine I did a motterz”

Motterz by Hobo Balcs May 5, 2020

motherzoned 

It's like when you get friendzoned, except they treat you like a mother instead of a friend.

"You have something on your chin." *wipes it off*
"Aww, you're so nice to me. You could be my mom."
*to someone else* "Dude, he just motherzoned me!"

motherzoned by aditer March 22, 2013

motherzucker 

Synonymous with motherfucker because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.

That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?

motherzucker by Randrage January 14, 2010

motterboat 

The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

He wants to motterboat in her rack so bad...

motterboat by Master Pedro July 26, 2015

matterz 

a word that can replace matters. this term is more hip and cool. also slang for police.

that matterz.
life matterz.
here come the matterz!

matterz by poooooyrha. March 13, 2009

Motherzuccer 

A diety above all motherfuckers. If you manage to get somebody's mom's Facebook about banned, you have become the Motherzuccer.

A: "What the hell, my mom's Facebook account got banned somehow!"
B: "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that."
A: "You Motherzuccer!"

Motherzuccer by haha_Lost Boys April 4, 2019

Mutterzucker 

1. Someone who is a sinister 'motherf*cker' just like Mark Zuckerberg.
2. A scam or scheme as devious as Facebook, esp. online scams, computer technology.

You conned hot swedish models to pay for posting their naked pictures on your website? MUTTERZUCKER!

Mutterzucker by exatron December 6, 2020