Motted 

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

Motted by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

motted out 

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.

Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR

motted out by stannyy September 4, 2011

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

mottephobia 

a major fear of moths, mainly the really big ones. especially when the come near you and buzz right in your ear.

a fear which i admit i have. mottephobia.

never wanting to be near a giant moth in fear of it flying into your ear.

mottephobia by the wind is changing September 12, 2005

Moated 

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.

1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!

Moated by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006

mutted 

to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged

if your ho only know that she was getting fucked on the seventh floor, if that bitch only knew that she was getting mutted by the whole crew.

7th Floor Crew

mutted by j shox September 2, 2008

matted hit 

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

matted hit by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018