a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???

Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT

morman by simon.t July 15, 2008

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morman

Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"

look at those morman's what a load of douche bags!

morman by Robert Watt July 19, 2008

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Morman

the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell

i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners

Morman by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

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morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

morman soak by CShady August 1, 2015

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