Moofiss 

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

Moofiss by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

moofish 

noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.

"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."

moofish by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

Moorissia 

A Self Governing Country that's Capitol is Eagle Mountian

Moorissia is a country located near Salt Lake City and Tampa

Moorissia by Forceeighteen August 20, 2018

Moolissa 

Moolissas are Hilarious, Gorgeous, and Amazing Friends/or Girlfriend.

Moolissa's love to have a good laugh at anything, can be easily embarrassed, but always look at the bright side of bad situations.

They give the dopest advice ever, and you would be lucky to ever find a Moolissa, like mine.

They are always hyper, and are band geeks! Especially on the French Horn. They also love Guard and are best at Sabres.

Moolissa's are very sensitive, but that is why you love them!
They like to study to ace tests!
And they always fall in love with weirdos<3

Girl 1: Hey! Have you seen Moolissa?
Girl 2: The pretty one, with the great personality? Yeah! I saw her with her wolfies! :)

Moolissa by ZacEfronSucksButt November 10, 2011

moofism 

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

moofism by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

moofius 

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

moofius by justinsane September 2, 2005

moofies 

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

moofies by John Francisco May 11, 2007