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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
moofius by justinsane September 2, 2005
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noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.
"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."
moofish by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004
Related Words
moofius • moofus • moofish • moofism • Moofiss • Moofy • moofi
1) to be used as a synonym for "dork" "dweeb" "geek" or "doofus."
2) can be used as an affectionate pet name.
1) "Did you just spill your milk all over yourself? You're such a moofus..."
2) My little sister is a moofus.
moofus by Kit January 6, 2005
A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!
**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple
The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.
"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."
Moofiss by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017
Alfie: Give me your lunch moofus mate!
moofus by le bum bum February 23, 2022
calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car
That girl is cute moofies
moofies by John Francisco May 11, 2007
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