moofius 

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

moofius by justinsane September 2, 2005

moofish 

noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.

"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."

moofish by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

moofus 

1) to be used as a synonym for "dork" "dweeb" "geek" or "doofus."
2) can be used as an affectionate pet name.

1) "Did you just spill your milk all over yourself? You're such a moofus..."
2) My little sister is a moofus.

moofus by Kit January 6, 2005

moofism 

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

moofism by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

Moofiss 

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

Moofiss by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

moofus 

money

Alfie: Give me your lunch moofus mate!

moofus by le bum bum February 23, 2022

moofies 

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

moofies by John Francisco May 11, 2007