Mittben 

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet, personer med mittben beskrivs ofta som en skandinavisk papperskorg

Person med mittben: jag har bästa frisyren
Finländare: Ruotsi perkele!
Person med mittben: tyst finlandsjävel
Finländare: Ruotsi homo! Ruotsi homo!
Norrmän: inte godkjent

Mittben by Albinated September 13, 2020

mittben 

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet, personer som har mittben beskrivs ofta som en skandinavisk papperskorg

Person med mittben: jag har bästa frisyren
Finländare: Ruotsi perkele
Person med mittben: tyst finlandsjävel
Finländare: Ruotsi homo!
Norrmän: inte godkjent!

mittben by Albinated September 13, 2020

Mittben 

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet

Person med mittben: min hårfrisyr är bäst
Finländare: VITTUN HOMO!
Person med mittben: käften Finlandsjävel
Finländare: RUOTSI HOMO!
Norrmän: inte godkjent

Mittben by Albinated September 13, 2020

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

Mittens & Darling by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018