Metology

n. the condition of being a diehard New York Mets fan. Basically, a person in Metology will defend to the death the Mets. Metologists can't stand anything degrading against their team. The opposite of Metology is Yankisism.

Yankist: Did you see the game last night?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?

Metology by crazystrangesmart March 31, 2009

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Memology

The emerging science of studying internet memes.

- So, I heard you're a memologist now? How's that working out for you?

- Meh, I basically spend a lot of time on the internet. This whole "What I really do" craze has me working overtime for days now, though.

- That's memology for you.

Memology by Dr. Meme April 23, 2012

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Mehology

The Study of not caring

Climate change was getting me down to I took a course in Mehology.

A: How do you feel about climate change?
B: Meh

Mehology by Ralphicous November 6, 2009

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Methology

Methology is the thought process which goes through a meth users head a spit second before he or she say "hold my pipe or rig or straw an watch this!!! Followed by incarceration or hospitalization or induction in the world record book!Most likely the first one.

Hey Randy how. did you end up in the Cull,an County Jail again?

Randy:You see what happened was my Methology was all wrong.The doctor says iv got chipped chromosomes!!!!

Methology by anonymous February 9, 2019