Merric appears to be a really cool, nice guy. However, the key word is “appears”. Merric is a very stubborn and selfish individual. If something does not benefit him, he will not be doing it. Don’t waste your time.
The dudeliest bro to ever exist, just full of awesome dad jokes and good enough vibes. He also has a huge penis. Way bigger than any Max or Conor. He’s just cool, more swagnifigant than any Christian, Shawn, or William. He’s just the best.
More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).