Merric

The dudeliest bro to ever exist, just full of awesome dad jokes and good enough vibes. He also has a huge penis. Way bigger than any Max or Conor. He’s just cool, more swagnifigant than any Christian, Shawn, or William. He’s just the best.

Man, that guy is full of dad jokes. He must be a Merric. Yeah definitely.

by B1gP@p@ April 28, 2023