Mental dating

Dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. Tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity's account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.

- So wassup with you? You married or something?
- No. but I'm mental dating a celebrity.

Mental dating by Mas Swagengen September 28, 2011

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Mentalbating

The act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a sexy advertisement or an attractive woman.

Alex: dude, I saw that guy looking at the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
Kyle: Yeah, he was totally mentalbating

Mentalbating by KSTORMY April 5, 2010

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Mentalating

Expressive feeling related to the mind, cause: mental ventilation. To explain the thought process via feelings about thoughts.

She was feeling so good with her boyfriend, she could say anything with ease, as freely as a new born bird with thoughts she was hyper-mentalating.

Mentalating by SunnyJo July 4, 2010

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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