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The dude who is definetly HOT and really good in da bedroom. He says he with you and only you but in reality, he is just using you and lying out his ass to you.
He will wine and dine you--OOOPS he forgot his wallet and he take care of it when you get home. He professes his LOVE for you and swears all the other chicks are just friendS.
All the while, they each think they are his only woman. McHoney is definetly a nice dude to look at but he just like playing with fire. He will burn you and damn it hurts!!!
Foxy: I think I jus met "the one"!!!
LeeLee: Just make sure he isn't a McHoney.
McHoney by YumYums3 April 3, 2009
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Whitey McHonkypants 

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.
Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.
Whitey McHonkypants by Igglebix October 16, 2005

Stoney Mcboney 

a big time stoner
some one that is always high
Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009
adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
Mahoney by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011
An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.
"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."
Mahoney by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013