Manifesto 

A written document prepared by a single person, intended to garner attention towards a specific topic or issue.

Associated infamously with the ramblings of a fanatical zealot or crazed madman, a manifesto can take the form of an autobiography, essay, or critique by the author, and may be published or sent to a public media source.

The school shooter prepared his manifesto with a meticulous ferver, hoping to share his fallible ideology with the world.

Manifesto by 🐺 November 10, 2018

Manifesto 

A public declaration of some shit.

My sister: What's a manifesto? Me: A public declaration of ...some shit.

Manifesto by TheWonderTwins October 26, 2017

Manifesto 

Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).

1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow

2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.

Manifesto by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020

manifesto 

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

manifesto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Manifesto 

They're fun to write. You don't have to go out and shoot a bunch of people after you finish though...

Hym "Do you have to have to go out and shoot a bunch of people for it to be considered a manifesto?"

Iam "No. Marx wrote a manifesto and he did kill a bunch of people."

Hym "Oh yeah! He let the manifesto do it for him! Hilarious!"

Iam *sigh* "........"

Hym "What?.... You're fine. We're fine. Hahahahaha!"

Manifesto by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

Manifesto 

Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?

Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?

Manifesto by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

manifesto beard 

A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.

Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.

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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.

manifesto beard by rpetras February 23, 2010