Malkowski 

malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.

"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"

Malkowski by HoHo20 January 11, 2012

Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!

It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!

Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

Kalkowski 

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.

Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher

Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

murkowski 

An almost breathtaking lack of bravery.

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski

murkowski by Zombie64 February 1, 2020

Kalkowski 

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world

Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski

Kalkowski by Koabska October 16, 2019

George Minkowski 

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.

Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

George Minkowski by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008