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Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers
Do you know Malenia?
Who, the blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word
Malenia by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022

Malenia, Blade of Miquella 

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.
Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.
A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.
Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!
Malerie by treeme77654 December 21, 2008
A very kind person you will ever meet once you break her trust she well dislike you but she is to kind so she well forgive you she don’t take shit from nobody she well laugh very weird but be extremely smart, everybody loves her.
boyfriend: I love you
Melenie: jeksnskqhfbeksmsnndjejs ( weird laugh)
melenie by Aileen T. May 15, 2018
She is the most peaceful and beautiful soul youll ever meet, she cares about nature, animals and humans on another level. She heals everyone around her by being kind and understanding, But also brutally honest. She believes in love and harmony and has no time for bullshit.
Malene helped me so much, I didnt even see it...
Malene allways knows what to do and say to make me feel better..
Malene by Louise_528 November 25, 2021

malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005