Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

Maished by big T's December 2, 2011

Maished

getting so incredibly drunk, that you lose all sense of integrity and have the sudden urge to dance as violently as you can

"Who's that having a seizure on the dance floor?"
"He's not having a seizure, he's just maished"

"I got so maished last night, I woke up in an Italian families living room"

"He's so lightweight, he'll be maished from a sip"

Maished by jvdh December 3, 2011

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

mished 

when someone gets absolutely destroyed at anything

that guy just got fucking mished

mished by week3hoh June 16, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019