Lumpelstiltskin

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

by Porquita April 3, 2009

Dumpelstiltskin

The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.

Ready the clothes pins, because my Dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than Rumpelstiltskin!!

by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

Blumpelstiltskin

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008

Blumpelstiltskins

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

by Frat28 November 1, 2009

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018