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ludakrishna 

The awesome Indian rap-star who writes satire raps about how funny it is to be indian. Makes fellow desi's laugh when he partners up with his co artist M.C. Vikram to write hilarious songs like:

Welcome to India (play off of welcome to atlanta)
Curry 'n Rice Girl (play off of hollaback girl)
Frooti Girl
Ladoo Shop (play off of candy shop)
Ludakrishna's main refrain for welcome to india:

welcome to india where the cows eat hay
and we ride auto rikshaws everyday
goat meats yummy sweets
wild monkeys roaming
and the roosters don't crow ti'll five in the morning
ludakrishna by ranikins94 November 5, 2007

ludacris mode 

the act of male masturbation while squeezeing the part between the shaft and the tip. It is said the give a man a deeper orgasmic feeling.
Yo Ashton tried ludacris mode last night, heard it was legendary
ludacris mode by PlumpGeesy September 3, 2019

ludacris 

Putting big saran wrap on the toilet is completly ludacris.
ludacris by Ashley January 3, 2005

ludacris 

n. explosive diarrhea, a common side effect of food sensitivity consumption such as dairy, gluten, such as beer shits

v. the act of "Blowing It Out Yo Ass"

Defined from the rapper Ludacris's single "Blow It Out" released in 2003 from the album "Chicken N Beer".

A common code phase to friends and family explaining sudden departure to the nearest toilet. Easily texted reason for being late. Often shorten to luda.
"Every time I'm dying in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, I'm humming Ludacris's "Blow It Out Ya Ass!" for moral support."

"Hey guys, go on without me. I gotta...ludacris. ludacris."

"Where are you?"
"ludacris"
"Oh, good luck"

"I'm going to be about 10 mins late. Ludacris"
ludacris by stick03 January 19, 2013

ludacris 

what chingy, ja, and others should be
ludacris by CHRISNXR1 January 24, 2005

ludacris 

atlanta rapper, his real name: chris bridges, n his bdai is on sept. 11, 1977, yup dat make him 28 yrs old. luda started as a dj in atl, n soon got a record label frm scarface w/ def jam. he also starred in 2fast 2furious as taj. luda is a crazy ass rapper n his lyrics r hot, and alwaiz creative, sumtimez almost as crazy as eminem's. luda is a hot n sexy lil muthafucka hoo is truly one of da greatest rappers out dea rite now, and he aint gon b forgotten for a long time!!!
"she put dat suga on ma tounge tounge,
yippy yippy yum yum,
goodie goodie gum drop,
put me in a tounge lock,
did it till ma body went numb numb,
laid her on her bac bac,
turn her around gave her bottom a smack smack,
she da woman frm da block w/ da best of weave,
but i wnt stop till im pulln out tracks tracks,
it waz lust @ 1st site,
n she coodnt help sayn she wanted 2 get w/ me,
n ma size waz jus rite,
cuz she wanted a man w/ a lil security,
said i been round da wrld 2ice,
n ma name ring bellz frm atlanta 2 sicily,
said she wanted it all nite
so put da bubbles in da tub and
ludacris n me"
ludacris by lil flave July 1, 2005