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George Lucas's first rule of cinematography 

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.
Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!
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Lucas’s birthday 

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

Lucas's cock 

An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it
"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock

Lucas's Cock 

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex
"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person
The gayest person on the planet. You will become gay just by being in his presence.

This person always pretends no to be gay, but they can't hide their gay persona.
"Did you See that guy walk by?"
"Yeah he looks hella gay to be honest"
"Must be a Lucas S"
Lucas S by Sitso May 24, 2023

Lucas's very hot sister Ella 

Ella or better known as biddie has a Very nice PERSONALITY and is the most elegant divine pretty beautiful, gorgeous extraordinary, majestic delicate heavenly and hottest person in the world, her looks turn gay people straight and straight girls gay, her looks are from out of this world being the pinnacle of beauty, Lucas B can't handle his sister divine stature just because he isn't as head turning as she is.
I just finished to the Lucas's very hot sister Ella.

Lucas's Diddy Sister 

Lucas's Diddy Sister is an extremely hot female human, who everyone loves with great passion. And they finishes to her no matter if the are a male or female!
"Look! It's Lucas's Diddy Sister!"