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Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

indian love beads 

the shit u make up with ur boys when u need a code name for crack
bruuu they almost found my indian love beads

love beans 

Another name for the class A drug, Ecstasy, pills.
"Love beans mate?"
"Love 'em mate."
*bosh bosh bosh*
love beans by neverbelieve November 5, 2005

Love beans 

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk
Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!
Love beans by fanimani April 12, 2009

Love Bead 

A bead implanted in your dick skin or labia.
hey mom i got love beads in my vag !
Love Bead by frickyfrickfresh September 2, 2009

lovebeads 

String of large ornate pearls usually used for anal entertainment. Can be used privately in a meeting or in public with friends to avoid boredom.
What are these maltesers doing on a string? No that's Dave's Lovebeads.
lovebeads by Garry B May 9, 2006