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piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

Wizard Shit Lord 

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?

Shit-Lord 

Term of enderement for freinds on leaving them in a hurry. Usually used after saying "later" or "see you later"

Citing- Yogscast "The Return Custom Map Part 3"
Lewis (Xephos): "you need to get yourself a minecart and push the button here..."
Simon (Honeydew): {interrupts} "see you later shit-lords"
Shit-Lord by HoneyDews December 31, 2011

Lord of Shit 

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
Lord of Shit by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

A Lord Of Shit 

I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!
A Lord Of Shit by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

lord of the rings shit 

epic shit after some lsd!
" fuck, what's that that? "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "