Lopto

hehe child hunts

Yo the Lopto chruch took my son, cant have shit in Grannvale

Lopto by thegodamongmeremen November 10, 2020

brickie's laptop 

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

brickie's laptop by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

Lotto Noodle 

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014

Lototech 

A genre of music formed in the mid 2000s in London, England when bands strived to bridge the gap between band and DJ. With the prominence of electronic music over the last decade bands in London became more and more influenced by DJs as opposed to other bands. The name itself comes from Americans abbreviating London Town to 'Loto' mixed with the short hand 'tech' coming from the obvious new technological influences.

Man did you see that James Blake performance? It was so lototech!

Lototech by lwtn March 19, 2013

Lopt 

In Norse mythology, Loki is a god. Lopt is one of the names he is known by.

In the poem Fjölsvinnsmál, a stanza mentions Loki (as Lopt) in association with runes.

Lopt by lopt_unbound September 10, 2011

Italian Laptop 

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

Italian Laptop by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

Gaming Laptop 

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine

Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop

Gaming Laptop by ne0ooo March 10, 2022