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Leek is a vegetable. But, the first time I've seen "Leeking" was in a text message. I didn't, back then, know its meaning. So, after some research I found "Leeking" is a typo/auto correct for "Lurking" and it referred to and accepted for someone who's been lurking around and lazy like leek. I also found it in some plumbing small businesses' names and it referred to "Leaking".
I found John leeking in the mall this morning, do you know what was that about?
Leeking by Fouajee March 8, 2019
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Leeking by gene175 March 4, 2019

Gary Leeing 

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
Gary Leeing by DavesDenim April 11, 2015
To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.
We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.
Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

anus leaking 

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell
What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out
anus leaking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Wal-Mart is leaking 

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.
"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

Anal Leaking 

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.
See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.