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A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
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THE BEST OF THE FEMALES!
so beautiful, everybody hates on her, she/he keeps them self together
and stay in they bag.
absolutely LOVES food
will do anything for the ones thats there!
very gansta, but stylish at the same time!
barely have friends
and very nice and talk-a-tive!
lavaria is beautiful and stay in her bag! PERIODTTT
lavaria by matchmywave February 7, 2019

lavar ball 

Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
Lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups
lavar ball by Nikkideez March 15, 2017
When you hype something up far beyond its true level of hype.
Bout to see if 13 reasons why is good or if they Lavar'ed it.
Lavar'ed by LonzoBall March 31, 2017

Lavarian Barrel Roll 

A theatre term: An insertion of a small prop during a scene involving some kind of roll to stay out of view of the audience. Said roll does not have to be a barrel roll, but most usually is. Usually referred to by acronym; LBR
"Dang I forgot to put that knife out on stage and had to pull a lavarian barrel roll."
A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."
lanyard by Bill M. July 29, 2004