Laurend

When you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.

Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results, I need to get so wasted I forget them.
Mercedes: If you want to forgot them you can't just get wasted you need to get laurend.

Laurend by taniko October 18, 2015

Laurend

When you get so drunk you can't even remember your own name and end the night in a welfare tent with no memory of even drinking.

Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results I need to get proper smashed and forget it all.
Mercedes: Mate if you want to forget you can't just get smashed you need to get laurend.

Laurend by taniko October 16, 2015

Lauren Jauregui 

Lauren is a bisexual Cuban American. She's hot. Planet green eyes ready attack you. She will make you question your sexuality. Her smile will kill you just by looking at it. She is funny af. Grammar police. If you get on her bad side, she will go off or she will ignore you and probably block you on social media. WARNING: SHE WILL MAKE YOU TURN GAY!!!! Sassy af.

Random person: who is your favorite Disney princess?
Me: Lauren Jauregui
Random person: But she's not......
Me: I SAID LAUREN JAUREGUI

Lauren Jauregui by M1k3y_J4ur3gu1 August 27, 2017

Lauren jauregui 

Will make you gay.

"Lauren jaureguis ass tho"

Lauren jauregui by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018

Lauren Jauregui 

Lauren Michelle Jauregui is the definition of perfection. She has eyes that make your chocolate melt even in the middle of winter and a smile that makes you die just by looking at it. Lauren girls often have some of the most intense "feels" as Lauren posts alarmingly attractive selfies on a regular basis and flaunts what she's got like it's her business. Not to mention, her voice is strong like a lion yet smooth like a baby's ass and as soothing as a bowl of weed after a long day. Lauren will sass anyone anywhere, and her sass is commonly attributed to her father Michael Jauregui, who makes sure that the fandom is kept in check with his "Really?" tweets and his recreational use of the block button. Overall, Lauren is a baddass girl who does what she wants and doesn't put up with any bullshit, and she is a boss onstage and off.

Who's that girl from Fifth Harmony who screamed "Holy shit" when they made it to the finals on The X Factor?

Oh, that's Lauren Jauregui, the baddest bitch in town!

Lauren Jauregui by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 15, 2013

John Laurens 

Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.

Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu

Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*

John Laurens by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019