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A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT
I love my cat she’s such a little lardo
Lardo by Urban man 69 June 12, 2020
chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.
Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?
lardo by Jaggo March 21, 2004
A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.
Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo
Lardo by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013
An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.
Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!
lardo by Cam France March 31, 2008
Rayelle is Lardo
Lardo by Paigescott51103 November 20, 2017

lardo-style 

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.
Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.
lardo-style by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021