Landpimp 

An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.

John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.

Landpimp by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013

landpimp 

Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.

Wow, John is the original one and only landpimp

landpimp by Mofo Junk January 2, 2009

Landpimp 

Collector of Land Cruisers. Person that holds the ultimate collection of Land Cruisers, hence landpimp.

Wow, John is the original one and only landpimp.

Landpimp by Mofo Junk August 28, 2007

Alaskan Landpipe 

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

Alaskan Landpipe by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

landpipe 

a type of idiot who crosses streets while tying his/her shoe

hey, Don are you a landpipe?

landpipe by Dinoras July 20, 2003