Landoed 

Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.

I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.

Landoed by Nater Fett January 17, 2018

LanDodger 

Someone who makes up excuses to skip or dodge a LAN tournament or a LAN party because they cheat online and dont want anyone to know.

Why are you such a "LanDodger?"

LanDodger by Jeffrey Morris July 1, 2005

landed 

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021

La La Landed 

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

La La Landed by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

Eagle has Landed 

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

Eagle has Landed by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

The Eagle Has Landed 

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

The Eagle Has Landed by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014