LACLAS 

acronym: Laughing And Clapping Like A Seal.

For use in modern text based communications, particularly live chat, this abbreviation indicates that something of such overwhelming hilarity has been said that the chatter has shot past the lol turn off & has now gone all the way to uncontrollable, often silent laughter accompanied by dimwitted applauding in the manner of a trained seal. And rocking, there's usually also rocking.

sexybait13: hey - what's brown & sticky?

monaro69: what?

sexybait13: a stick!

monaro69: LACLAS!

LACLAS by Tatterhood July 25, 2011

Lalast 

Penultimate, second last.
You can also add more 'la's to count back further.
(i.e. lalalast)

"Do you remember lalast time? "
" She didn't come lalast week but she came last week. "

Lalast by lalalalalast September 30, 2021

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

lalast 

A casual way to address the second-last time

"What is the lalast thing you said?"

lalast by ㅣLost October 4, 2021

LaClare 

From the root words 'Lay' and 'Eclair.'

1. (VERB). The act of hovering ones ass over another's face and dropping brown. Synonym: Fecophilia

2. (NOUN). The brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia.

1. I LaClared that bitch's face last night.

2. There was a nutty LaClare left after I shit on your sister.

LaClare by Hannity & January 6, 2008

laclassy 

Classy online purchase.

She bought the laclassy jewelry.

laclassy by Lisadavis September 16, 2020

lactastic 

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

lactastic by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014