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Kindergater 

A pre-teen who is too stupid to spell kindergartner
Hey did you know that jasmine is a kindergater?
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gingerbate

When you see a red-head, and then masturbate.
Dude, did you see the Carrot-Top special? I totally had to gingerbate to that.

Dude, I gingerbated 4 times while watching the Reba marathon on lifetime.
gingerbate by Jash Wabb April 25, 2010

Fingerbate 

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.
Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.
Fingerbate by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Kinkorbate 

When Mike Kinkor spills something.
Dude, why did you Kinkorbate my drink?
Kinkorbate by Sonny Canberry June 17, 2003

Kinkorbate 

He just went on and on until I could not take his Kinkorbation any longer.
Kinkorbate by Anonymous June 27, 2003

fingerbate 

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.
With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.
fingerbate by stop go man April 24, 2018