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A small Annapolis Valley town in rural Nova Scotia where nothing ever really happens (except maybe Apple Blossom), yet inexplicably people continue to live there.

The quiet middle child to New Minas and Wolfville.
Person #1: "Hey, what's going on in Kentville tonight? I heard there might be something going down at KAPS"

Person #2: "Nah, there's nothing happening there, let's go to the 'Vil."
Kentville by thatguywiththename August 28, 2009
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the keville 

When you crush a girl with your thighs until she orgasims
be careful with your wife, i just used the keville on her
the keville by unclemomo January 18, 2010

Kemptville 

A drug ridden small town located just south of Ottawa. Pregnant 14 year old's hangout at the local skatepark and smoke weed from that one sketchy dude. Kemptville literally has 11 pizza places all smushed together within 1 Kilometer from each other. The local catholic high school girls like to spend their time buying condoms at shoppers drug mart located right next to their school. Literally every teenage boy has a 2003 Ram truck--they look like shit. There are millionaires living on the outskirts of the town, then you have the majority of the population living in shithole weed farms. If you go to the public Highschool, the bathrooms are filled with bums wearing a XXXL t-shirt and pajama pants. Parts of the school reeks of weed. You can pretty much get drugs on any corner. The hotspot of downtown kemptville in the back of the library, were people smoke cigs as a 111 year old grandma exits the building. This place is a shithole were you can find condom wrappers littered on every corner.
I heard a kemptville school girl announced her pregnancy in the vape hotbox at St.Mikes Catholic HighSchool.
Kemptville by That Kemptville Guy October 23, 2020
A neighborhood in Denver, Colorado, previously known as Stapleton.
Kotville, Denver, Colorado
Kotville by AntisocialWeeb August 31, 2018

Kemptville 

A small town in Eastern Ontario, 30 minutes South of Ottawa. Drug use and pregnancy amongst teens is common, as there is nothing else to do in the shit hole. The local Tim Horton's is a hot spot, and is constantly surrounded by dirt bags in their hicked out trucks. Teenaged girls from the local Catholic high school parade around with their kilts hiked up.
Town council should have put a pool in the Kemptville Municipal Complex. There wouldn't be so many pregnant 16 year old girls.
Kemptville by severalkitties May 24, 2009

Kerrville 

A small town in the Texas Hill Country where kids from three different rehabs all come and live in halfway houses and go to 12-step meetings. Most relapse down by the river.
Is there anything to do in Kerrville besides go to the river and drink coffee at Hastings?
Kerrville by Jbanana November 30, 2011

Kerrville 

A small city located in the Texas Hill Country. The town is populated with a variety of people, consisting of old racists, shitty soundcloud rappers, red neck crips and bloods, and drug addicts.
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna go to Kerrville to hit a lick on someone and brag about it?"
Person 2: :"No thanks bro, Id rather smoke some reggie and rap over another person's beat I stole."