Kalu 

Said: (kah-loo)
A Sri-Lankan word, meaning black

As in the colour black, Also a common Sri-Lankan name for a black cat... as spot is common for a dog (in English)

Guy 1: Hey whats your cats name
Guy 2: Kalu
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: It's Sri Lankan for black....

Kalu by pseudonymisafunnyword October 27, 2008

kalu 

A really badass person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins.
Also can just mean badass.

Damn, after beating up all those biker gangs I feel like such a Kalu.

kalu by Bubba Robinson July 25, 2008

kalu 

Extremely local lingo that translates to cake. This definition is only for items classified as cakes.

Today, there will be one big Kalu for this party.

kalu by PurdueboilermakerfromBoston January 12, 2023

kalu wave 

Wave of the kalu status nature from a wilding kalu person.

Oh dip look at that kalu hes doing the kalu wave he got mad kalu status.

kalu wave by master kalu1 January 20, 2009

kalu malu 

A black malu.......see malu. Usually really dark. Representing all malu wanting to be black. Dress like ganters. Ghetto prep or black. Always representing the malu culture.

Man.... im such a kalu malu.... that nukka ain't got nothing on me. Where's my mango juice joe?

kalu malu by Chi towns original south malu....... February 16, 2005

kaluchi 

Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.

Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!

kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise by Stevie Y April 13, 2006