Kaflurn

A word made up in the heat of the moment
while playing scrabble

Betty:I need to make a word with the letters nflruak
Sexy:How about kaflurn!
Betty:SWEET WORD!

by ohhhayy October 16, 2008

Kaflunker

anal lighting. used for lighting your bad place.

i used my kaflunker last night with your mom in spanish.

by crapbag June 20, 2006

kaflurbadouche

A name for a person who frustrates or annoys you but who you love anyways.

Arnold: I'm always right and you know it.
Cara: Stop it, you're such a kaflurbadouche.

by CLLLLB January 20, 2011

Kaflarnagus!

An interjection used during an awkward pause in conversation, when the speaker gets bored, or for no reason at all. Most effective when screamed.

Jerry: So I was walking down our street the other day, and I saw this dog with a--

Mary: Kaflarnagus!

by I just plain don't exist March 2, 2011

Kaflunk

Anal Lightning

i will pwn you with my kaflunk

by Cypher_2112 November 1, 2010

Kaflunga

The amount of feces stuck above water level in the toilet after defecating.

Man, there is a lot of kaflunga in that toilet!

by eightbitrip September 24, 2016

kaflunk

instead of boosting at the start of a mario cart race your cart goes boom

ah darn i kaflunked

by bobofthehills February 9, 2024