Kaflunk 

Anal Lightning

i will pwn you with my kaflunk

Kaflunk by Cypher_2112 November 1, 2010

kaflunk 

instead of boosting at the start of a mario cart race your cart goes boom

ah darn i kaflunked

kaflunk by bobofthehills February 9, 2024

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

kaplunk

The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.

Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.

kaplunk by kaplunk May 9, 2022

kaplunkadunk

that fine ass

kaplunkadunk by Drew August 2, 2003

Kaflunker 

anal lighting. used for lighting your bad place.

i used my kaflunker last night with your mom in spanish.

Kaflunker by crapbag June 20, 2006

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004