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khile:"dude his mums mexican and his dads jewish whats does that make him"

Rich:"he's a fucking jexican"
Jexican by blacmanpeace March 12, 2009

jewxican 

A half jew half mexican who is a buzz kill, and is cheap, and will work for 50 cents and hour.
Carla Lopez is a jewxican failure.
jewxican by Dr. Tran. September 27, 2011

Carl The Jexican 

A Jewish Mexican from Arizona. A variety streamer on twitch and has mild autism, depression, diabetes and anxiety as well as and 9 toes from his amputation. Tries his best to make you smile or laugh every time he's live. Nicknamed Good Guy Alpha Male True Jexican Hentai Loving Swole boi Carl.
That Carl The Jexican is a great guy (:
Carl The Jexican by Kazarny February 27, 2020

Jewxican 

A mix between a Jew and a Mexican, or a Jewish Mexican.
Jewxican :any wealthy mexican

jexican cupcake facial 

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
A woman having a mid life-crisis thinking she's half Mexican and half Jewish.
See that woman Lisa over there? She's a Jexican!
Jexican by WreckingWeck June 1, 2023