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Jurassic parking 

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
Jurassic parking by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Jurassic Parking 

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
Jurassic Parking by anonymous April 12, 2024

Jurassic Parkinsons 

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

Jurassic Parkin 

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
Jurassic Parkin by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026