Jubhair 

Legendary Tribesman of the Apache clan, an American Plains Indian.

It was rumoured that he had the ability to speak with grizzly bears, and he wore the fur of a grizzly bear he killed at the age of 7, protecting his sister, Hairjub.

"I have fought many men, but no one has fought with the courage of Jubhair"

Jubhair by Baggage Rash June 7, 2004

Jubhair 

In ancient times, to have ginger hair would mean you were the son of Lucifer (God Bless). Even more embarrassing for the females, their ginger pubic hair would be constantly mocked. Eventually, people became tired of repeating 'ginger pun hair', so the phrase was abbreviated to 'Jubhair'

Guy: "yo! lemme see your pussay!"
Ginger Girl: "k"
Guy: "nah man, das dutty, allow jubhair.."

Jubhair by Heinz Stiffkash June 8, 2004

juhaira 

Juhaira, probably the sweetest person you’ll meet :) Very understanding <3 Will always be there for you and give her lots of love ✨ most importantly MOM MATERIAL

Juhaira is my mom

juhaira by pandabread October 16, 2020

jobhair 

A term coined by Raf Fagsmith, the legendary 18th century explorer, used to describe the coats of grizzly bears he encountered while pioneering the Westcoast of what is now U.S.A. The term combines words from two different cultures; the now archaic European insult "Jew Bear", and the Native American legend Jubhair

"Jobhair... Finest fur this side of the atlantic"
-- Richard Nixon

jobhair by Baggage Rash June 7, 2004

jobhair 

'jobhair' originated in north london as a combination of many words. The two main words are jobe and jubhair. Jubhair is an abrreviation of 'ginger pun hair', so in essence, jobhair is a combination of someone with ginger pun hair and also a jobe.

raghav: Yo wassoup jobhair??
jobhair: Allow dat man, look at meh jobe
raghav: das sik!!

jobhair by Rafag June 6, 2004

jobhair 

Not many know that the word 'jobhair' actually was frequently used in the 18th century. A carpenter named Joe Bear from North London branded himself a buffoon as he managed to trip, and fall up a flight of stairs. Thousands of people were in hysterics once they found out. However, falling up stairs became more common, and someone who falls up a flight of stair would often laugh and say 'i've done a Joe Bear!'.
In the 19th century however, school children misunderstood the meaning of a 'Joe Bear', and began looseley using the term as an insult. over time the meaning was lost, and so was the spelling.

More recently, as the first families where men had 'jobes' finally were exposed people connected the insult 'jobhair' to the type of penis - a 'jobe'. And to add, the families which passed down jobes to the younger generation, all had females with ginger hair - as you can see everything seeminly connects. However, we know the true origins of 'jobhair' and we musnt ignore them.

incorrect use:

stefano: "look ma jobe bled!!! check it yeh!"
everyone else: "EUUURRRRRHH MAN WTF U GOT SOME JOBE!!! LOOK AT DIS JOBHAIR EVERYONE!!!"

Correct Usage:

*after falling up a flight of stairs*

18th century man: "oh, hah hah, ive done a Joe Bear!"
oter 18th century man: "Ah yes, so you have"

jobhair by Beardo June 6, 2004

jubair 

a person who cant beatbox but thinks they can and spits everywhere

ahh man that idiot jubair spat in my face bruv. hes a fussy

jubair by ridmik October 23, 2007