Jordanism 

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

Jordanism 

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

Jordanism by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordanism 

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .

“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism

Jordanism by Word bukkake December 11, 2021

Jordanism 

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

Jordanism by JFVTV July 13, 2019

Jordanism 

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

Jordanism by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

Jordanism 

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

Jordanism by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jordanism 

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

Jordanism by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025