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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
Jingle Bell Cock by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

jungle cock 

a very hairy cock
stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock
jungle cock by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Jungle Cock 

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
Jungle Cock by ricflair May 10, 2015

jungle cock 

reference to a monkey penis or an extreamly large african's dong
jungle cock by pjmac January 16, 2005

jungle cock 

A very large cock
jungle cock by Bob June 12, 2003

Cock jungle 

When your pubes are over grown or a very hairy vagina on a whore
Cock jungle by Imreborrn March 22, 2020