Will: Yo Jazz, did you see hillary last night?
Jazz: Yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
Will: Fo sure, wow man,...ooh shit Uncle Phil is home.
Phil: Jazz you useless son of a bitch, i told you to never fuck my daughter again.
Jazz: I never touched her Uncle Phil, i swear, now why don't i just leave quietly.
Phil: Oh no i've jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a muthafuckin boomarang,...now your fucking dead.
(Phil quickly pulls out a big fucking gun, you know the type that Dirty Harry usedthen he blows that useless bastards head clean off).
Will: Yeah Uncle Phil, that was ICE cold.
Phil: Well i always told him that i'm a bad muthafucka.

Exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)

Jazzed by Nick Manning's Catchphrase February 11, 2009

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Jazzed

-When you say/do something that makes everyone speechless
-A bimbo act

-A slang commonly used in Klang Valley, Malaysia

Friend: If one is allergic to egg, is he/she also allergic to chicken?
Me: You jazzed again

Jazzed by StarlightXP November 29, 2018

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jazzed

1. excited, alert, and having a positive attiude

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

He is always jazzed after three beers.

jazzed by Light Joker October 23, 2006

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