Jarch 

A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.

That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.

Jarch by Anaconda Wanda June 19, 2017

jarch 

Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.

She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!

jarch by Lyolya November 9, 2004

Jarch 

A name for someone who spends over $500 on madden annually

How is your MUT Team so good?
I am a Jarch.

Jarch by CCFUs Logs January 12, 2018

Jarch 

To fuck someone in the ass

I Jarched my wife in bed lest night

Jarch by Vacantmars April 28, 2025

Jarah 

an AMAZING and WONDERFUL woman! Never leave her, never give up on her! Fight for her!!! Always! When she's your woman, you have the whole universe on your hands!

"You know Jarah?"
"Yeah, my universe. Why?"

Jarah by woobin January 31, 2020

Jareh 

An Assyrian word for poor thing - something you say when you're feeling sorry for someone.

The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.

This word is best used sarcastically.

"Aw, she's ugly, jareh."

"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."

"Jareh, they're in love."

"Jareh, no one liked her photo."

Jareh by beautifulgirl100 October 13, 2013

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar

Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter

Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019