Irish Blumpkin

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.

The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.

Irish Blumpkin by vexxie March 25, 2004

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Irish Blumkin

When a man spend all day eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. While he's sitting on the toilet taking a stinky shit and a lady comes in (wearing a red wig and tartan skirt preferably), and gives him a blowjob.

Dude, Joan was so drunk on St. Paddy's Day she gave Bill an Irish Blumkin at the Shamrock bar.

Irish Blumkin by MTBubbleHead June 14, 2018

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Irish Blumpkin • Irish Blumkin • irish • Irish-American • irish goodbye • irish breakfast • Irish Curse • Irish Handshake • Irish Hello • irish kisses

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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