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Intextion 

in-text-tion : in'tekst sh un

noun
1. a thing or feeling intended via text messaging; commonly received with misunderstanding due to the inability to discern emotion, vocal pitch, or sarcastic nature.
She was pissed at Tom when he texted -U R crazy. lol C U l8tr beotch- what the hell does that mean. Tom was joking, and his intextion was good, but she still left him.
Intextion by Deroc February 23, 2009
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Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"
Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

animalistic intentions 

the subconscious sexual desires that drive men to do everything they do. they can lead to either really good sex or misogyny, gaslighting, & male manipulation
girl he cannot control his animalistic intentions; he gets a boner everytime i walk in the room it's amazing
animalistic intentions by 3virgins February 18, 2023

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.
Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"
Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

bum injection

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up
bum injection by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

inception vu 

A feeling of having previously experienced a feeling of having previously experienced something - deja vu within deja vu.
I have the strangest feeling I've had the strangest feeling I've had this feeling before - I must be experiencing inception vu!
inception vu by positive hearts September 6, 2011