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Instajizz 

When something so incredible happens that you lose control and instantly jizz your pants
Person 1: "Dude when i turned that corner and saw that Taylor Swift poster i Instajizzed"

Person 2: "Yeah because she is Taylor Swift!"
Instajizz by Sebastien Carson September 6, 2011

Skydiving Instajizz 

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.
The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

insta-jizz 

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.
insta-jizz by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

instizzle 

Have you instizzled the software yet?
instizzle by pearstastegood February 22, 2003

Insanizzle 

Something that is too "Insane" To be labeled as "Insane". Therefore, it is "Insanizzle.
Yo! Dat shit is insanizzle!!
Insanizzle by GabrielG26 February 17, 2010

insta jizz 

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz
Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
insta jizz by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011