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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy 

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

Russian Imperial Soap 

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

Imperial stout 

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.

imperial system 

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.
imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?
imperial system by Nic September 11, 2005

Imperial Shitload 

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do
Imperial Shitload by Slyph October 5, 2004

Imperial Sovereign Court System 

1. A vast network of drag queens, drag kings, etc. doing great acts of charity.
2. International Organization of non-profit charity groups founded by Jose Saria "Mama Jose", Empress Jose I. Now headed by QM Nicole after Jose retired.
3. Non-discriminatory group of G/L/T/Q and their friends who get together and performers include Gender Illusionist, Drag Queens, Drag Kings. Almost every western world major city has a Imperial Sovereign Court affiliaite or Ducal Society.
The Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle, Olympic and Rainier Empire, just celebrated Coronation (02/12/2010) Marking greater than 3 decades of proud service to Seattle. Feel free to google Imperial Sovereign Court System to learn more.