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Immaculate 

Perfect, no flaws, clean, perfect example, impeccable
Stephen currys immaculate man, no if ands or buts about it”-FlightReact
Immaculate by Clayton yuuurd February 19, 2020

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

Immaculism 

The tendency to make tidy, or orderly in things with minor instances of untidiness or disorder without nessesarily exhibiting Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which it's often confused for.

Unlike Obsessive Compulsive Disorder , Immaculism is a natural and common human behavior.
My Immaculism compelled me to straighten the picture frame hanging there. It was just bugging me.
Immaculism by HeroSpirit September 1, 2017

Immaculate Cap 

Phrase often used by the Youtuber and Streamer FlightReacts to say they did something well

Immaculate Tadow 

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.
Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”